Mystery Meat

[unknownfate]

So there are polar bears in town again! And I was thinking that I didn't remember polar bears showing up this early and wondering what would be bringing them in at this time of the year. Then, I looked out the window.

There's a dumpster across the street and someone had dumped what looked to be like a dead seal next to it. Not IN the dumpster, just beside it. I can't be sure it was a seal because it didn't have a head or any limbs, but whatever it was, it a hunk of meat about the same size I am. It was sort of seal-shaped. I don't know what it was, but a bear would probably think it was edible.

The trouble is, a bear would probably think I was edible too!

Comments

ME TOO!

[eternal-chimera.livejournal.com]

I hate that many of my friends think the "coke bears" are cute. I have always thoguht they were huge and scary.

...and you have done nothing but confirm my fears!

ACK!

[slayersyrena.livejournal.com]

I just got done reading a book on Timothy Treadwell and Amie H., who were both mauled to death by bears (Timothy Treadwell claimed he was a 'bear whisperer' and that if we just show the bears love, they will love us back. He used to go right up to them telling them 'I love you cupcake'). It's a horribly sad story but it also makes what most people know, very clear, respect the bears by staying away from them!

I'm already afraid of bears. And there should be some law against leaving rotting carcass' in people's neighborhoods! Do you guys have any bear spray in the house? I read that it produces a faster effect than a shotgun (since you can shoot a bear several times and it will continue charging).

Anyways, please be careful up there.

Zathura

[casinoland.livejournal.com]

child:what do they eat?
Spaceman:Meat
Child: that's good
Spaceman:(looks at child with utter amazment and says)Your meat.