unknownfate

I dreamed there was a little vampire child named Collette. She had long claws and when I wasn't being as frightened as she wanted me to be, she stabbed them through the book I was reading. That did startle me. She tried to stab me, but I dodged and she only got my shirt. So while I was figuring out how I was going to get away with staking a cute little girl through the heart, I started noticing that all the other little kids around had gone all Rennfield on me.

Not only where they going bonkers, but their bodies were transforming into cartoony twisted shapes. Kinda like these. A kid came up to me all freaked out and started bubbling liked bad claymation. He kept saying "I'm going, I'm going!" until I freaked and yelled "No, you're not!" and clubbed him over the head with my laptop. It didn't help. He turned into a gobliny thing, flapped his arms, and flew away. Yes, he did. And then up pops Collette and she says the crazy line from this dream, which was "He'd be a perfect pet for your gryphon."

If I hadn't been dodging the mutant children, I would've been very interested in this gryphon of mine, but while this went on a little girl with long blond hair went zombie. Her hair curled up into a poodle perm and her eyes got really blue until one cracked like glass and turned yellow. Then Collette started after me and I decided I had had enough and woke up.

First of all, I woke up early with a weird dream that I was actually reaching for the dream book to write down before I fell asleep again. All I remember now is that there was an old man who could turn into something else, sitting on a bed in his boxers and undershirt. There was a lot more to it than that... I remember going over it in my head when I first woke up to be sure I remembered it all and I did. But then. Snooze. Forget. All gone.

And my usual Ward vs. Technology was outdoing itself today. I killed every electronic device I got my hands on. A fully-charged ipod died. The school computer couldn't remember any passwords. My own computer slowed to a crippled crawl. I'm surprised the lights didn't flicker.

I don't know if it's related, but I do seem to have an electric charge today. Walking down the hall at work, I could feel the hair around my face stand up and bristle. I started tapping metal doorknobs all the way and I was throwing blue arcs all the way to the room.

Last week's fics were all about girls. (and the all started with the word 'she') so this week is gonna be guy fics, if I can get em all written The first one is here. In case you don't know, Eben is the husband Stella was pining for in the May 1st fic.

Four more days til I go home! Wahhh!