Most Dreams Have at Least One Crazy Line

[unknownfate]

I dreamed there was a little vampire child named Collette. She had long claws and when I wasn't being as frightened as she wanted me to be, she stabbed them through the book I was reading. That did startle me. She tried to stab me, but I dodged and she only got my shirt. So while I was figuring out how I was going to get away with staking a cute little girl through the heart, I started noticing that all the other little kids around had gone all Rennfield on me.

Not only where they going bonkers, but their bodies were transforming into cartoony twisted shapes. Kinda like these. A kid came up to me all freaked out and started bubbling liked bad claymation. He kept saying "I'm going, I'm going!" until I freaked and yelled "No, you're not!" and clubbed him over the head with my laptop. It didn't help. He turned into a gobliny thing, flapped his arms, and flew away. Yes, he did. And then up pops Collette and she says the crazy line from this dream, which was "He'd be a perfect pet for your gryphon."

If I hadn't been dodging the mutant children, I would've been very interested in this gryphon of mine, but while this went on a little girl with long blond hair went zombie. Her hair curled up into a poodle perm and her eyes got really blue until one cracked like glass and turned yellow. Then Collette started after me and I decided I had had enough and woke up.

Comments

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

Your dreams are AMAZING.

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I've gone for a while with no memorable dreams and it seems the dry spell is over.

[lithrael]

There must be something epic in the air. I dreamed I was stuck watching a big cool barn full of my and my folks' stuff get half demolished in a hurricane force windstorm, cars rolling around, etc. And I couldn't understand why nobody would listen to me when I wanted to go stand in the lee of the big oaks. Cause those will stop anything and at worst they tip over and then you're behind the root ball and you're still cool.

When the storm was over I went to use the guest bathroom in my folks' old house but they'd taken it out. So I went to use the master bathroom and they'd made it Scandanavian tiny. And I was like MOM WHY DID YOU REMODEL THE BATHROOM SO LITTLE and she was like THEY'RE STRUCTURAL STUDS WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT >:( and I was like GEEZ OK I WAS JUST ASKING GEEZ.

A couple nights ago I was trying to trespass back into a park where I'd lost a camera and a little sort of triangle shaped security guy with his shoulders on upside down was like YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH HERE and I was stuck with the moral conundrum of should I just shove the lil dude out of the way or what... so I gave up and went back cause I couldn't be that rude...

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

With Halloween growing nearer, the dreams have turned trippy! Or something! Inception in my head would be a horror movie.