Mystery Meat
Aug. 23rd, 2006 08:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
unknownfateSo there are polar bears in town again! And I was thinking that I didn't remember polar bears showing up this early and wondering what would be bringing them in at this time of the year. Then, I looked out the window.
There's a dumpster across the street and someone had dumped what looked to be like a dead seal next to it. Not IN the dumpster, just beside it. I can't be sure it was a seal because it didn't have a head or any limbs, but whatever it was, it a hunk of meat about the same size I am. It was sort of seal-shaped. I don't know what it was, but a bear would probably think it was edible.
The trouble is, a bear would probably think I was edible too!
There's a dumpster across the street and someone had dumped what looked to be like a dead seal next to it. Not IN the dumpster, just beside it. I can't be sure it was a seal because it didn't have a head or any limbs, but whatever it was, it a hunk of meat about the same size I am. It was sort of seal-shaped. I don't know what it was, but a bear would probably think it was edible.
The trouble is, a bear would probably think I was edible too!
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Zathura
Date: 2006-09-13 01:34 am (UTC)Spaceman:Meat
Child: that's good
Spaceman:(looks at child with utter amazment and says)Your meat.