I Am Not That Walrus

[unknownfate]

I was at the bank today, and a guy came in with a walrus skull. Tusks and all. It looked so old and weathered that my first thought was that it might be a smilodon. They still find mammoth parts up here every now and then, so why not a smilodon? But when he moved his arm, I could tell it was a walrus. Crusty as it looked, I was surprised they let him carry it into the bank. Of course, this is the bank where there was a sign on the door reminding sno-mobiling patrons to remove their ski-masks before entering.

This was a wild week. I called in sick yesterday when my stomach hurt so bad. I don't know what that was about, but it's gone now. And my kids were completely off the charts in crazy behavior. All week long. It was unreal. We looked all over for a calendar with moon phases to see if it was a full moon, and it wasn't. Maybe it was the change in barometer. The weather went from appalling to unreasonably good and now we're back to nasty.

Comments

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Walrus skull? Wow. That sounds really cool.

I'm glad your stomach feels better.

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

Thanks. You never know what you'll see around here!

[(Anonymous)]

I always thought the sign to remove ski-masks was hilarious. Glad you're feeling better...yay for weekend!

Katie

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

Yay for weekend is right! Everytime I've called you this week it was busy, so I figured you guys had your hands full too!