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[unknownfate]

Once again, yoinked from rosehiptea There weren’t any rules, so I picked fandom characters I have done more than one fanart for on dA.

1. Walter from Hellsing
2. Seras from Hellsing
3. Sirius from HP
4. Spring Sprite from Fantasia 2000
5. BeastBoy from Teen Titans
6. Raven from Teen Titans
7. Anna Valerious from Van Hellsing
8. Poison Ivy from Charmkins
9. Briar Patch from Charmkins
10. Pibgorn from Pibgorn
11. Drusilla from Pibgorn
12. Snape from HP



Have you ever read a Six /Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Raven from Teen Titans and Drusilla from Pibgorn. Well… They’re both demon-hybrids. It has possibilities, I guess. I would read it just because there hasn’t been any Pibgorn fics that I’ve seen, but I think the pairing is a bad idea….Dru would be entirely too much for Raven to handle.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Wow. The Spring Sprite from Fantasia 2000 isn’t really that sexy, but I do find myself staring at her in a lovelorn kind of way whenever the Firebird Suite (or whatever) is on.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Snape from HP and Poison Ivy from Charmkins (aka the Itchy Witch of the Woodlands). I’m not sure how it would happen, but the offspring are sure to be messed up. Powerful, but nutty as fruitcakes. They could go around singing perky songs and turning people into appliances. Or just making them really itchy.

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?

I think I’m the only one I know of that has written a Charmkins fic. God help me.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Seras from Hellsing and Raven from Teen Titans? I’m not seeing it. I think Seras would do her best, but in the end couldn’t get past Raven’s lack of emotion. Although maybe they could commiserate over the going red-eyed and raging.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

BeastBoy from Teen Titans and BriarPatch from Charmkins? Um, no. Never. There would have to be unheard of desperation involved. And a lot of booze. Possibly blindfolds.
BeastBoy from Teen Titans and Pibgorn? He should be so lucky.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Anna Valerious walked in on Seras and Snape? I can only imagine that a sharpened stake would be involved.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Sirius and Pibgorn.

Whilst hiding from the Ministry, Sirius falls in with Pibgorn, a fugitive from Fairyland. Pursued by Dementors and the Chief Assassin of the Fairyking, both escaped convicts have to deal with kisses. Fairies cast spells through kisses, and Dementors steal souls. It should be an easy choice, but dealing with the fae is never what it seems.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Dear Lord. I hope not.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve ( hurt/comfort fic.)

Anna and Snape… I could see it… Maybe after the interlude with Seras? She could be checking him for bites… or he could be patching her up after a Harkonnen attack. We’ll call it… Those Left Behind.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

A spring in the woods, or somewhere remote. A fountain of youth type thing. Walter can go out and be wondering if there’s any truth to the story of youth, and looking at his old reflection in the water when the sprite appears out of the water and reaches for him… And maybe when he wakes up on the bank of the pool the morning after he can be young again. I dunno.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Probably. When the movie came out.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sirius? But of course.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I’ve drawn her twice. I think that’s it.


Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No. Seras and Raven would be weird enough. Throw in the Spring Sprite and I’d be very, very confused.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

HOLY HONEYDEW-DROPS! (She’s a woodland fairy. Dewdrops are her specialty.)

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Poison Ivy.. Hm. First impulse is to go with the obvious. Poison by Alice Cooper. On a more sensitive second thought, I think I’d go with My December by Linkin Park.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?


Walter/Raven/Snape

Hm. I guess that would be slash and het plus underage. Plus a ‘beware the quiet badass in black’ warning.


What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Seras trying to pick up Pibgorn? All I can think of is that Pip would have to surface and request a little baiser de la fee...


When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Beastboy? Since drevil99 last updated I guess.

What is Six super-sekrit kink?

I’m gonna go with daddy issues, sick as that is.

Would Eleven shag Nine?

Only to torment him. Drusilla is a succubus. It’s what she does. And I don’t think Briar Patch could resist her.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Sirius Black and Anna Valerious. That would actually be pretty sexy. Um, given her history with werewolves and trying to ignore all the doggy jokes… well… I’ll go with Sirius.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Amazed. Worried. Confused. Hungry.