Thousands of Fangirls Beg to Differ

The funniest thing I heard today was uttered at playtime, with all the righteous indignation and sincere disgust a four-year old boy can express:

"Optimus Prime doesn't like GIRRRLS!!"

I had to laugh. He's too young to read fanfiction yet.


Honorable mention goes to:

"Tell him to keep his sausage to himself." (from the breakfast cafeteria)