Thousands of Fangirls Beg to Differ

[unknownfate]

The funniest thing I heard today was uttered at playtime, with all the righteous indignation and sincere disgust a four-year old boy can express:

"Optimus Prime doesn't like GIRRRLS!!"

I had to laugh. He's too young to read fanfiction yet.


Honorable mention goes to:

"Tell him to keep his sausage to himself." (from the breakfast cafeteria)

Comments

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I'm not in the fandom but there are actually plenty of fics where Optimus Prime doesn't like girls. (That's probably not what that kid was thinking of either though. XD)


(Though judging from fanficrants some people think he has a weakness for Kagome from Inu-Yasha. Go figure.)

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

Now, that's just weird. How am I supposed to explain cartoon crossover slash to a child who when asked what he wants to be when he grows up, always replies "The Red Power Ranger!"

...On second thought, it might not be that hard...