Fresh from the TMI Department

Something is wrong with me.

I was dizzy the last two days and today my belly was doing something it didn't bother to clear with the rest of me. I still don't know what the heck is going on in there, but I've used up two weeks of bathroom breaks at work and now I lay here, feeble and dehydrated.

It's still an hour and a half before I can decently go to bed... unless I sneak off. Hmmm... How long could I be asleep before they missed me?