Learning to take a compliment, no matter how odd.

I’ve been messing around here.This is what it had to say about me...

Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant.

You are truly a goddess of disturbed tranquility!

You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty's Royal Navy.

You are as truthful as a Communist in the streets of Milan.
The French Foreign Legion could not match the lucid beauty of your toenails!

Where it not for the dizzy whiptail ambivalence of your crumbling fleece, I could never contemplate the ways of so many merchant bankers in heat.

If seen on a disintegrating smokestack, your eyelashes would certainly compel even a wayward band of masticating cod into a feverish frenzy.

Such sweet talk...