Mouths of Babes

[unknownfate]

It's important life skills I'm teaching 'em.


Me: Whoa! Don't put that in your mouth! We don't put anything that's on the floor in our mouths. C'mon. Even raccoons wash their food before they eat it.

A K4 Child: Raccoons have stripey tails!

Me: True. What else do raccoons have?

Another K4 Child: ..........Maskses?

Me: Good! Anything else?

Another K4 Child: RABIES!!!

Me: Well... uh...

Same K4 Child: AND IF THEY BITE YOU, YOU HAVE TO GET SHOTS!!!

Me: That's... that's right. And so...um, do we touch a raccoon ever?

All K4 Children: NO!!!

Me: Good, good! Now, let's go to recess.

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[bane-6.livejournal.com]

Did it go like this? *chitter*

There's squirrels farther south, but none here.