Fic for today:
The Last UnicornSo, the cat showed up at 2 am this morning after I had worked myself into a full lather worrying about him. And then I couldn't get back to sleep, so I lurched to work this morning all groggy and weird. We made handprint elephants today. They're pretty cute. (Kid traces own hand on construction paper and cuts it out, thumb becomes trunk, fingers become legs, add a googly eye and a crayon-drawn smile and viola! Elephant!)
On Friday, I came down with my first cold of the school year, and since the hospital is closed on weekends and in this case, on Monday too, I just had to tough it out. My throat was so sore, I considered hurting myself just enough to get into ER and then begging whoever got me to check my throat too. I'm sure I'm not the first one to consider that. Village life is frought with wackiness.
Being in Alaska, we've been tossing around 'Palin as VP' opinions. The phrase "She's a babe." keeps turning up in conversation. And while her environmental and abortion views were discussed, I had the great idea for the compromise of killing fetuses from helicopters. Then everybody's happy. Luckily, I had the good sense not to say that out loud. Sleep-deprived people on lots of cold medication shouldn't enter political discussions.