To the tune of 'Farmer in the Dell'.

It's 44 below, it's 44 below!
that's degrees in Fahrenheit,
and pretty cold, y'know.

So, there's no school today, there's no school today,
it's too cold for the bus to run,
so in the house I'll stay.

Woo! I just wish I'd gotten the news before I dragged out of bed, got dressed, and fixed my hair. Still, -44 is cold enough to freeze your nose shut and make your lungs ache from breathing it. I'm rather pleased to be spared going out in it. And my poor truck is probably just as happy to stay on its plug in the driveway, too.