Elbow room doesn't apply to garage lights
Jun. 15th, 2007 08:14 amI did the girly yesterday. My mom and sister and I went and got pedicures and manicures. My toenails are now 'midnight green' which is just a tad darker than 'mint chocolate ice cream' green. I was thoroughly beaten up by the massage chair. I've never sat in one so I thought it was supposed to do that. Turns out it was cranked up to 'butter-churning' mode. It also turns out that watching my teeth get rattled is entertaining.
In the meantime, the perfect darkness of the mountain night has been ruined. Our new neighbors have a million watt garage light that pierces the blue-blackness and freaks out the fireflies. It freaked me out a little too. I looked out my window at some point in the night and realized groggily that not only was the shed glowing, but patches of the field around it were too. So I sat there a minute, and went feeling around for my glasses, and took another look. Still glowing.
I'm no stranger to weird lights, so I was thinking that maybe it was foxfire or something, but I went out to look closer. I glanced to the right as I came around the corner and was skewered through the eyeballs by that cursed garage light. It was kinda like an alien abduction. I imagine. Sooo, on the way to the manicure place, we stopped to buy some trees and shrubs. There's gotta be some landscaping done if we're gonna be able to stand being sociable.
In the meantime, the perfect darkness of the mountain night has been ruined. Our new neighbors have a million watt garage light that pierces the blue-blackness and freaks out the fireflies. It freaked me out a little too. I looked out my window at some point in the night and realized groggily that not only was the shed glowing, but patches of the field around it were too. So I sat there a minute, and went feeling around for my glasses, and took another look. Still glowing.
I'm no stranger to weird lights, so I was thinking that maybe it was foxfire or something, but I went out to look closer. I glanced to the right as I came around the corner and was skewered through the eyeballs by that cursed garage light. It was kinda like an alien abduction. I imagine. Sooo, on the way to the manicure place, we stopped to buy some trees and shrubs. There's gotta be some landscaping done if we're gonna be able to stand being sociable.
Hmm...
Date: 2007-06-17 10:08 am (UTC)Re: Hmm...
Date: 2007-06-18 03:14 am (UTC)