Darnedest things.

I had outside duty the other day (well, every day really) and I couldn't help but notice that the older kids in the next playground over were yelling random phrases like war cries as they jumped off the climbing wall. Their teacher was there and wasn't concerned about the jumping and there were no immediate broken bones, so I didn't intervene. I have to say that my favorite war cry was "Short Term Memory Loss!" as the boy flung himself at the ground.

Maybe he was just calling the possible symptom before the head trauma. I don't know. I got distracted by some girls screaming at each other about what languages the My Little Ponies speak. It all boiled down to one screeching "I am the Spanish Pony! Hola! Soja aqui!" Luckily that one resolved itself before I had to break it up too.