Don't start none, won't be none. Unless there will.

For every action there is a consequence. Sometimes more than one.

The cat that sets to work clawing the bathroom doorframe while her owner tries to luxuriate in the tub may find herself seized and tossed into the tub just to shut her up.

A person who gets a cat soaked in the knowledge that licking itself dry will occupy it long enough to finish a bath can also expect to find their pillow sopping wet and covered in cat hair when they get out of the tub.

The balance is kept*. The world keeps spinning on.











*None of which changes the fact that there was unprovoked dried cat puke inside the owner's shirt last week. It wasn't noticeable until the shirt had been pulled over the owner's head. Then it got icky.

Writer's Block: Two words: Charlie Brown

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Macy's Day Parade. Even I'm just eating peanut butter and kool-aid for Thanksgiving, I have to watch the parade. I got to be there in person when I was seven and that was long enough ago that my clearest memory of it was being cold and that the street vendor pretzels are not as good as they smell. But it was awesome enough to implant the need to see it every year.

Finally figured out where to do these!

A picture for every answer! I think it's pretty.