not in front of the kids

I had a very chaotic, crowded dream last night. I remember that my folks' house in WV was overrun with relatives and my own preschool students. There was also a vampire who was attracted to the color red and wet clothes, so I had to confront him twice bringing kids from their bath time. I think I did let him bite me eventually since he was so polite about it, and I didn't want him feeding on the children.

It wasn't especially scary or sexy. More of a "Madam, if I could impose on you for just a moment? Please?" kind of thing. And here's a sharpie doodle.