It's a bird, it's a plane...

[unknownfate]

I wish I had superpowers. Telekinesis, spacial distortion, teleportation, regeneration...anything but telepathy. I have enough trouble figuring out what's going on in my own head without hearing anybody else's. And I don't think I'd like to be a precog, either. Ignorance is bliss after all.

But there's nothing especially special about me. And there's a short supply of radioactive animals to be bitten by around here. So I guess my identity as Mediocre Girl will remain a secret.