unknownfate

Well, let's see.

I spent the early hours of the morning giving myself the 'don't throw up' pep talk. Accursed vertigo. I hate being nauseous. But I hate throwing up even more, so I guess should be happy the pep talk worked!

I also did a lot of
Therrrre
werrrre
ten-in-the-bed-and-and-the-little-one-said
"Roll over! Roll over!"
And they all rolled over and one fell out.
There were nine in the bed etc...

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There was a fish, a slippery fish
swimming in the water
a slippery fish, a slipper fish
*gulp gulp gulp*
Oh no! It's been eaten by...

An octopus, an octopus
squiggling through the water
etc....

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And the unrivaled favorite....

Thhhhhe wheels on the bus go round and round...
We had to sing that one twice today.

But so far, I've impressed them with my knowledge of cartoon characters, my ability to make dinosaurs out of play-doh, and the way I yell 'Woo-hoo!' when I find something that was missing. And a few I think could only be properly managed if we fit them with shock collars.

In other news, it's my Mom's birthday. Happy Birthday Mom!