Feb. 7th, 2007

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Jay’s answering machine (in GA) has three new messages (from AK) on it this evening.

#1. *BEEP* “Omigod, omigod, Jay, pick up! Niagara Falls is coming out of your toilet! I didn’t do anything! I swear! What DO I do?? Who am I supposed to call?? I’m looking for a number here, I’m not seeing-AAIEEE!!! It’s reached the hallway! I’ll call you back!!


#2. *BEEP* “Ok! Ok, ok, I found the number for Housing. Ok. They‘re sending somebody over, ok? And, and there’s still water pouring out, but I don’t know where the thing to turn off the water at is! Where the water meter thingy?? I built a little towel fort at the door, and it seems to have slowed the tide a bit. Um, the good news is the water isn’t gross or anything. Doesn’t stink, shouldn’t stain. Ok. So… I’ll call you back as soon as they tell me what to do. Ok. Ok, bye.”

#3. *BEEP* “Housing is here! They say that a pipe burst under the house and backed up the potable water. See? Told you I didn’t do it. They’ve shop-vacced the bathroom and set up some fans to dry the carpet out… Um, they found the water meter and turned off the water. They’re going to come fix the pipe tomorrow and I guess, I’ll call with that news when it happens. Man. All that running water and no commode available. I think I’m heading back to my place. Bye!”

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