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unknownfate) wrote2007-02-12 09:13 pm
unknownfate) wrote2007-02-12 09:13 pm
Three Pants Day
It has been a messy day. I went through three pairs of pants before lunchtime. You've heard of a three dog night? This was a three pants day.
I would just like to say that children are disgusting. And I have a pretty high filth tolerance. Someone* decided that the best way to get rid of excess peanut butter would be to wipe it on the underside of the table where a person a little too big for said table would get it all over their knees. That's not so terrible now, but before I realized it was peanut butter, I was horrified. Almost very child in the room had something of similar color and texture hanging from their noses. I admit I was grossed out for a minute.
And that wasn't the worst of it! Thank goodness the D wing has a washer and dryer in the supply room, and that I had some laundry with me. That is almost bizarre good luck to have a bag of extra clothes on the same day that the universe decides that hygiene is boring.
*I suspect a little boy with Bambi eyes. It's hard to strangle a child with eyes like a puppy's and lashes like a llama's. From the front anyway.
I would just like to say that children are disgusting. And I have a pretty high filth tolerance. Someone* decided that the best way to get rid of excess peanut butter would be to wipe it on the underside of the table where a person a little too big for said table would get it all over their knees. That's not so terrible now, but before I realized it was peanut butter, I was horrified. Almost very child in the room had something of similar color and texture hanging from their noses. I admit I was grossed out for a minute.
And that wasn't the worst of it! Thank goodness the D wing has a washer and dryer in the supply room, and that I had some laundry with me. That is almost bizarre good luck to have a bag of extra clothes on the same day that the universe decides that hygiene is boring.
*I suspect a little boy with Bambi eyes. It's hard to strangle a child with eyes like a puppy's and lashes like a llama's. From the front anyway.
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I believe the children are the future....unless we crush them NOW!!!
A-heh. Just kidding...maybe. (It's probably just as well that I'm childless. If my pants ever got slimed, SOMEONE would get drop-kicked. That's for sure...)
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ew...
I've lost my glasses. I'm typing by instinct alone, and have been bashing indiscriminately into things for the past two days. Hurrah!
oh yeah...
Re: oh yeah...
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