ACTUAL CONVERSATION

(That only happened halfway in my head...)



Me: Who’s playing the halftime show?

Cat: Yes

Me: What?

Cat: Who.

Me: Wha... Wait...

TV: "Ever since I was a young boy..."

Me: *gasp* THE Who??? OMG!

Cat: *looks smug*

Me: Yee!

Cat: *goes to sleep*

Me: Townshend! Windmill! Eee! Do you think that's Daltry's real hair?

Cat: zzzzzzz