I just remembered...

[unknownfate]

When I went to see Wolverine, I stopped by the bathroom on the way out. Safely hidden away in a stall, I didn't see the girls when they came in, but I sure heard them.

"This is the best idea EVER," one declared and they both cackled. Then one yelped:

"Oh no! My drink spilled in my purse!" They both laughed again. "Now it's gonna smell funny in there...."

"You realize the downside of this?" the other said. "By the time the movie's over, we're gonna be sober again."

Now see, I had thought they were partaking of the time-honored frugality of sneaking your own drinks into the theater. I hadn't realized what kind of drinks. Maybe it was a good idea, but not when you're minors and are howling about it in the bathroom. Booze rarely results in subtlety.

"Not a problem," said the one with the soggy purse. "We can go back to my place and get wasted."

"Just in time for graduation!" they whooped in unison. I heard a high-five noise, and they headed out, still giggling.

In my day, we wore baggy clothes and filled our pockets with the .35 Sam's colas from the Walmart pop machines. Those were simpler times.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I totally did that in college...so I'm not sure if Zoolander is as funny as I remember...wow my friends and I were losers, lol

:)Katie

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

Well, I hope you didn't start bellowing about it in the bathroom! Kinda defeats the purpose of stealth.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I once helped my friend sneak alcohol into a dance club. I don't know why I helped her as I didn't really like to drink.

But they should have at least kept quiet about it.

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

The part that made it so funny was how loud and pleased they were with themselves over it. Like no one had ever been so clever before. I have been to the movies when somebody brought a thermos of pina colada (one of the PotC movies) and passed it around, but I don't like colada's enough to drink after 12 people.

Doh...

[siarwenevenstar.livejournal.com]

The lamers!! Why would you want to impair your vision when there's Hugh Jackman to be watched?!

Re: Doh...

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

A very good point. The evidence suggests we weren't dealing with teenage masterminds. I'm glad they were having such a good time at a matinee, but I had to laugh.

UUUm yeah...

[eternal-chimera.livejournal.com]

They sound real smart!

I still sneak chocolate into the theater. Most f the time they either dont have exactly what I want, or are charging enough for it that i could get a steak elsewhere..

Do you hear that??? I hear frankenbuns calling...

Re: UUUm yeah...

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, the siren song of frankenbuns....

[slayersyrena.livejournal.com]

YEAh!!1 I snuck some bottled water into the theater, HIGH Five1!!! <-- what I don't say when at the movies...

I'm glad you got to see Wolverine in the theater. What'd you think? Did you know that actor was also in the new film 'Australia'? Have you seen it yet?

[bane-6.livejournal.com]

Did like Wolverine. Haven't seen Australia. Still need to see Up.